Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are baseball games at night?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What building always gets stains on it?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do runners watch so much TV?