What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?