What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Bears love exotic cars.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?