When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?