What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
A barbequeue.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What birds make average students?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?