Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?