Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?