What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
A litter boxer.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the frog starve?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?