What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
A litter boxer.
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are ghosts always single?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's black and white and red all over?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?