What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What makes music in your hair?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How much does freedom weigh?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why do cats love to work?