What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Issues a royal pardon.
Why was the fish so smart?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?