What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Watch me, pop!
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?