What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a decade's favorite sport?