Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?