Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's the biggest moth in the world?