What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Rib-bits.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What nationality are most fish?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?