Why was the horse so happy?
Because they lived in a stable environment.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What makes music in your hair?
How do fireflies start a race?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call two birds in love?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do fleas travel?