What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?