Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?