How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Bears love exotic cars.