Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?