What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
The seventh-inning stretch.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How much does freedom weigh?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a cow with two legs?