What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What bee is good for your health?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?