What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
Why can you never find the number nine?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a fish without an eye?