Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?