Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why was the dog overweight?
What is a table you can eat?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?