What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is another name for a cow?