What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?