Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?