Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do naked fish play with?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What shape is bad at driving?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the mime upset?
