Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?