Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What are you studying in math?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why do cats love to work?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?