Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why do rodents make the best runners?