Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?