Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How do lawyers say goodbye?