Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?