Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's a forklift?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?