What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where do cows go on vacation?