Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
What do you call stolen cheese?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?