What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How much does freedom weigh?
What does the sun drink out of?