What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What season begins with a thud?