What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?