Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
They had so many knights.
What do you call hiking college students?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why do mice need oiling?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?