What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?