What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What game does chlorine never lose?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What insect thinks it's a dog?