What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?