Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?