Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
How does a squid go into battle?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?