Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What time of day was Adam created?