Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
What fairy loves to count?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a small mom?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why are winter days great?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How does the sun listen to music?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?