Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What are you studying in math?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How did the vampire start his letter?