Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
What's the opposite of irony?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Surprise!!!!
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why are winter days great?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How does a barber get to work?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?