What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Curly fries!
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How does dinner smell?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What vegetables do librarians like?