What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you wash a lamb?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do bees say in the summer?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?