What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Bears love exotic cars.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?