Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Yellowcard.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why is furniture so generous?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
I used to be addicted to not showering.