What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What shape is bad at driving?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?