Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
In a ham-mock.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's the most determined bird?