Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?