Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
What bird is losing its hair?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?