What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
A business proposal.
What's a frog's favorite year?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What day do hands always go to church?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?