Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
They're used to overcoming hurdles.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you give a sick pig?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why was the bee sad?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do trees keep as a pet?