What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Pitcher.
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"